Nepali Jokes Sms Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Boy: Hi darling k xa?
Girl: Ko ho? Boy: Timro pagal premi Jaanu
Grl: Ta harke ho?
Boy: Ho... Timilai kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Chandane bahun ko xora hos ni?
Boy: Ho tara kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Gothbare Jetha ko Naati hos?
Boy: Ho...ho.... Kasari tha vo vandaixu?
Grl: "Arey khate ma teri aama hu, Aafnai ghar ma phone garera kaha gaza tandai xas? Ghar matra aaija na..janeki xu tolai!! :D :P
Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!!
A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"
A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:
Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket.
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ek din aauta mancha perfium lina nepal ko sabai vanda tholo pasal ma gaya 6. Teha tyo mancha le sabai perfium try garyo tra uslai kunai pani man parena taha rajesh hamal pani perfium kinana gayako raha6 tyo man6a rajesh ko aaghadi jada teslai eak dam suganda aayo tyo man6 le rajesh lai sodyo rajesh dai tapai le kun perfium lagaunu vayako rajesh musu musu hasdai vanchan ara vai yo kaha mero perfium ko suganda ho ra yo mero ta pad ko ganda po ho ta.
A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “ I'm learning a foreign language.
A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"
American:- We first landed in Moon
Russian:- We first landed in Venus
Dhoti:- We first landed inSun :)
American:- You cant. Its too hot...there
Dhoti:- So what? We landed at Night :)
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
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