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Joke Sms In Hindi 140 Words Biography

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*pukha kutta*
0nce there was a pukha kutta
He was very pukha
He phiring loor loor
He dekhya the shop of chacha feeka
He chuked one botti from there
And nassed away speeto speeet
Jb he guzra from naalay aalay pul to
He saw 1 hor kutta
He become very shoda
His soch was kutyaan wali
He challaang lagai in da ganda naala for khiching botti from duja kuta
But his apni boti v pani vich diging
MORAL:-
“Improve your English…:-):p
Rating: 3.0/5 (5 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
Koi meri AMMI se pochay….

Suna hy. . .
Miyaan aur Bevi
1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain…!!!

Koi meri AMMI se pochay,
Mjse kab tak One wheeling karwani hay??? :D :D :D
Rating: 4.1/5 (8 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
Ya Allah…..

Ya Allah….
Ye Safar ka Mahina hay.
Is safar k Mahinay Mein Mujhy

HUMSAFAR Mil Jaye.:)
Ameen
Rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
khuda bachaye hume in hasino se

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,

Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega..
hum KAMINO Se :) Wah wah!!
Rating: 3.9/5 (48 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
Girl demanded for icecream

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)
Rating: 4.3/5 (53 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Kiss SMS
1 bacha bohat der se ro raha tha

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
Rating: 3.8/5 (43 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
Rating: 3.7/5 (34 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS, Kiss SMS
pehli he raat ho gai barbadi

Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->
Rating: 3.6/5 (29 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
faraz ka aakhri shair

Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne
Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz
Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein
Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein —–
Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay
Rating: 3.6/5 (18 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Paper ho par result na aye…….
Class ho par teacher na aye……
Bus me baithe par college na jaye…….
Picnic jae aur vapas na aye……
Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye…….
Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae……
Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jae……
Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae…..
Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jae……
Barish me bhige aur joor se gana gaye…….
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche ban jaye…….
Bheed se dur yuhi duniya banae……
Sari jindgi bas yuhi kat jae……..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jae………
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae.. !
Rating: 4.2/5 (45 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS
jab koi itna khas ban jaye

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,

Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

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