Friday 6 December 2013

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Funny Sms Jokes Biography

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Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..
in Funny SMS
Lassi Pee Lena
Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.
in Funny SMS
Wah Re Mohabbat
Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..
in Funny SMS
Modern Faqeer
Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.
in Funny SMS
Dating
('-_-')(@.@)
 < ) (\_/(  )>
_/ /_  _/ /_



Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
in Funny SMS
Parrot
1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
in Funny SMS
Bhabhi G!
Classical Beyzzati…!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay



. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

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Mobile Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Mobile Jokes Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..
in Funny SMS
Lassi Pee Lena
Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.
in Funny SMS
Wah Re Mohabbat
Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..
in Funny SMS
Modern Faqeer
Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.
in Funny SMS
Dating
('-_-')(@.@)
 < ) (\_/(  )>
_/ /_  _/ /_



Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
in Funny SMS
Parrot
1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
in Funny SMS
Bhabhi G!
Classical Beyzzati…!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
.
.
.
. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…

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1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
.
.
.
. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
PAKISTAN wich aagia..
in Funny SMS
Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
in Funny SMS
Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
in Funny SMS
What is Confidence?
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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.
9 boys came with roses,
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.
1 boy came with .
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.

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.
“MOLVI”
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.
This is confidence….!!

Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..
in Funny SMS
Lassi Pee Lena
Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.
in Funny SMS
Wah Re Mohabbat
Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..
in Funny SMS
Modern Faqeer
Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.
in Funny SMS
Dating
('-_-')(@.@)
 < ) (\_/(  )>
_/ /_  _/ /_



Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
in Funny SMS
Parrot
1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
in Funny SMS
Bhabhi G!
Classical Beyzzati…!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

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Telugu Joke Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Telugu Joke Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

NTR:babai water nundi power
yenduku teestaru?
BALAYYA:ala teeyaka pothe snaanam
chesetappudu
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shock kodutundi
kadaraa.....
NTR:nuvvu devudivi babai..........

girl:neeku nenu kavala nee frnds kavala.?
boy:vallato paatu nuvvu kavalira..
girl:okate select chesuko..
aa boy placelo meeru vunte am cheptaru.
#avinash avi

"Na messege chadivetappudu nee kallu
maaatrame pani cheyyaali.
vere edaina pani chesindo next messege
chadavadaaniki neeku kallu undavu"

Yevarikaina Girl frnd unda ?
ithey Ah Girl Name Cmnt Cheyandi ?
Boy Frnd unna vallu Like Cheyandi ?
ok na

girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu
chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva
boy:kadhu mangalodini......girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu
chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva
boy:kadhu mangalodini......


Lokam lo girls four types:
Number 1:
Veellaki love ante kopam. Boyfriend ante chiraku. Daggaraki kuda ranivvaru. Intlo chusina sambandham cheseskuntaru hayiga.
Number 2:
Veellu papam sincere ga love chestharu. Kani boyfriend hand ivvatam vallano, intlo reject cheyyatam vallano pelli cancel aipoddi. But true love chestharu.
Number 3:
Number 2 lagane untaru but konchem dhairyam ekkuva. Intlo vallu vaddante jump jilani check post subhani. Evari mata vinani seethamma type.
Ika pothe
Number 4:
Time pass lovers. Okadni love chesthunnatu pretend chestharu kani acting ani matram chepparu.Inkodudoraka gane vaditho commit aipotharu. Adhenti ani adigithe kahanilu cheptharu. Plate changing panthulamma type.
Veellatho saanaa jagrattha ga undali bhayyoo.

America Lo current
pothe power
office ki phone
chestaruu.
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Japan Lo current pothe
fuse sariga
undho ledho check chestaruu.
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. Adhey India Lo current
pothe
pakka intlo kuda poyindho ledho
chustaruu.
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Andhariki pothe
okay.ledante not okay...
agree ithe must ga cmnt cheyandi

Oka bus lo aunty ninchoni vundi.......
aa aunty ni pilichi bujjigadu aunty meeru
naa place lo kurchondi annadu..........
ventane Aunty kopam to vaadichempa
pagala kottindi.............
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.endukani.. ??............
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.enduku..??...
.

.
.endukante
bujji gadu valla dady vollo kurchunnadu
mari anduke aunty ki kopam vachindi...

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Sms Jokes Biography

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Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!!

A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"

A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket.
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



American:- We first landed in Moon
Russian:- We first landed in Venus
Dhoti:- We first landed inSun :)
American:- You cant. Its too hot...there
Dhoti:- So what? We landed at Night :)

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle

Mil gaya,
Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya,
HELLO FOOL

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D

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