Jokes And Funny Sms: Marriage Joke Sms SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Wednesday 4 December 2013

Marriage Joke Sms SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Marriage Joke Sms Biography

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Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

Boy:
muj se shadi kro gi?
Girl.
No
Boy.
But why?
Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.
Boy.
ghar mein kon kon hai.
Girl.
1 husband aur 4 bache..

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???
Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

Wife
BV
aur
Begm
m kiya
Farq h.?
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“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)
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“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trh 1 he Musibat k 3 Alag Alag naam hain”

Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;-

Agar Columbus married hota tu kabi America discover na kr pata kyu k Us sy kisi ny nhi pocha..
1-Kaha ja rahy ho?
2-Kyu?
3-Kis k sath?
4-Mujy b ly chalo.
5-Wapis kab ao gy?
6-Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7-Meri ami ko hi ly jao
8-Mery liye kia lao gy
9-Pohanch k fon karna
10-Wapsi pay dahi lety ana.

Story:
Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl:
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl said: NO
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or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga
Moral:-No wife,
Happy life.