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Wednesday 4 December 2013

Bangla Joke Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Bangla Joke Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

1 Friend 1 : 2r roll koto?
Friend 2: Atannobboi & 2r roll koto?
Friend 1: Moydar nobboe!
Friend 2 :Roll ki abar moyda hoi naki?
Friend 1 : Turta ata hole amarta moyda hote parbena keno??

2.
Friend 1: Kire meyeta toke marlo keno?
Friend 2: Amar duder glase oy meyetir orna porchilo,
Tay bollam ,medam orna tulen dudh khabo.R tate she amake marlo.
Friend 1: ha ha ha!

3.
Sir : Boloto kon sentence e article nay?
Student : Apni jodhi onumoti den ami bolte pari.
Sir : Tik ache bolo.
Student: I love you.
Sir : ki bolle !!

4
Rughi : Amar ki hoieche doctor?
Doctor : Apnar yes water rug hoieche?
Rughi : Yes water rug mani bujlam na?
Doctor : Yes = ha R Water = pani, apnar hapani rug hoieche.

5 .
Sir : Tomader moddhe sobcheye alshe ke?
Student : jani na sir.
Sir : Tomra nischoy jano.jokhon tomader likhte di k na likhe boshe take?
Student : Sir apni.
Sir : What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6.
Girl : Excuse me brother that,s my site.
Boy : ok but i am not your brother, My father never touched your mom.
Girl : Sorry darling!!

7.
Police : Tuye ey niya 3bar tanaye asli tur lojja kore na.
Ashami : Amito mattro 3bar tanaye aslam r apnito protidin
ey ashen apnar lojja kore na ?

8.
Sir : Boloto kon jati pronirvorshil?
Student :Nari jathi, sir.
Sir : ki kore bujle ?
Student : Sir apnar meye amake blechilo ami tomake chara bachbo na .
Sir : ki bolli toi.....!

9.
sir : Jodhi pora na parish,tobe tor mathar sob chul tene chire pelbo.
Student :Etodin pore bujlam!
Sir : ki bujli...........?
Student :Apnar mathay chul ney keno!

10.
Girl : Amar jonno chelera pagol amar piche piche gurte takhe.
Boy : Kom dhami jinisher customer ektu beshi thake tomi hoito janona.
Girl :ki bolle tomi........!

11.
Mon bolche tomare kache jay. Kache giye theme jay.Kicu na bole,shudhu tomar dike takay
r tomar chokhe ami komola lebur khosha tip diye palay..ha ha ha

12.
Friend 1: Kire matha fatlo kivabe?
Friend 2: Ami hat diye "Eit" vangte chilam but ammu bollo hayre gadha matha ta ektu kaje laga tay mtha diye eit vanglam.

13.
Wife : Ajkhe na amar sorilta khob kharap.
Husband : Vebechilam ajke tomake nie shoping korte jabo.
Wife : Sotthi ! Amar sorir valo ami fun kore bolechilam.
Husband : R e amioto fun kore blechilam.

14.
Bolto : 2i janis amar dadar kache Raja ra porjonto matha nichu kre thakto.
Rasel : Tay nakhi tur dada ki chilo re ?
Bolto :Amar dada gramer napit chilo.
Rasel : woo!Amito onno kicu mone krechilam.

15.
1ti Morog 1ti Murgi ke tara korche,1k porjaye murgiti garir niche chapa porlo,
tokhon murgitir malik bollo : sabas murgi,jibon diyecho tobu ejjot dawni.