Jokes And Funny Sms: School Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Friday 6 December 2013

School Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

School Jokes Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

The most funniest situation in student's life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

Three reasons to give Exams
.
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
.
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
.
"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
.
(William kaamchor )

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
.
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
.
(William Cheater)

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
.
Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
.
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
.
.
"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"

Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
.
.
"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
.
Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
.
Small boy: You name on my "result card"

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
.
Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
.
Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
.
Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
.
Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai