Jokes And Funny Sms: Sardar Jokes Sms

Sunday 1 December 2013

Sardar Jokes Sms

Sardar Jokes Sms Biography

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1 S@rdar Park Me!n Let@ Hu@ Th@,
Whan Sey 1 @ngrez Guzr@ Or Sard@r se Puch@,,,,,,
R U Rel@x!ng.. ??
S@rdar :- No, I M Santa S!ngh….
Ph!r Dob@ra 1 @ngrez Guzr@ Or Ush Ney Bh! Yh! Pooch@
R U Rel@xing.. ??
Sard@r Gussey Sey :- No, I M Sant@ S!ngh,,,,,
Or Ye Keh Ke Uth Gya ,Or apne Sey Kuch Dur Lete @ngrez Se Puch@,,,,,
R U Rel@xing.. ??
Angrez :- Yes, I M Rel@x!ng.........
Sard@r :- Thap@r M@r Ke Bola, K@miney Tu !dher Let@ Pad@ H@!,,,,,,,,,

:”:”: Vh@n Tujhe !tne Log Dhund Rhe H@!n :”:”:
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

aik din aik sardar sho mai beta howa ta wo jo sho karraha ta us ke bat us par bohut hoob lage &
us nai sho kar nai wala say kaha aw chalai langar kai leyi jab o darwazai tak phonch giya to us nai kely ka chelka deka us nai apny aap say kaha aj phir pesalna paryga !) RAUF AFRIDI(

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.

Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,

ja jake andarse caliculater la

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