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Sunday, 1 December 2013

Jokes Sms Hindi Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Jokes Sms Hindi Biography

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Kai Raaz Aise Høte Hain Jø Dikhaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Kisse Aise Høte Hain Jø Sunaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Dil Aise Høte Hain Jø Tøde Nahi Jaate,
.
Aur Kuch Aap Jaise Døst Aise Høte Hain Jø Chhøre Nahi Jaate.

1 aadmi zor-zor se chilla raha tha:-
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Logo ne pas jakar dekha.?

kamina PANTY bech raha tha.

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of
patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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Ulta Latka Dia Sale Ko
Iska Kasur Pata h Kya Tha?
Ye apko INTELLEGENT bol ra tha
Mazak Ki b Limit Hoti h

Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
.
Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Bhaiya Aa Gaye

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)
Mere Saath Chalogi

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
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