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Thursday 5 December 2013

Jokes & Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Jokes & Sms Biography

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Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
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Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Bhaiya Aa Gaye

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

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Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)

Mere Saath Chalogi

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

SMS Me
SMS to Friends
Twitter icon Tweet it

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
Ye kabhi msg nai krta

Joke
HAR JAGA TUM HO, ASMAN ME TUM HO, ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
PANTI WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
Father Son Hindi Joke
Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .
Laugh out Loud Hindi Joke
Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
Stupid Rubel Joke
Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?
Maid Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!

My happiest time, meeting you
My greatest memory, your SMSs!
My biggest sadness, the distance!
My strongest hope, seeing you soon!
My heart’s prayer, Our relation continue 4ever…!

My heart is for sale
It is used but still functioning fine
Sold it once but returned broken!
%100 discount and free service lifetime!
If you buy it Please take care of it
The cost is only a true love, that is it!!

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,

Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai :)