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Wednesday 4 December 2013

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Rajnikanth Jokes Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

Name: Rajnikanth
Hobbies: Playing with lions, swimming with tsunami, skating in volcano, catching bullets when
Someone shoots, running against flying plane, playing with lightning
The legend of India……

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Rajnikant was studying in 3rd STD....someone stole his rough note....and
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
Crazy people!!!!

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When Rajnikant was a Student……..
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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Rajnikant was shot today...
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be:-
Faster..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….

No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT...
RAJNIKANT…

Mind it…!!!

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Rajni can walk faster than light….
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Once, a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as….
“AMBUJA CEMENT”

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Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

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If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

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If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three Years warranty”…..

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump Event…

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid
enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

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When Rajnikanth is asked to kill someone he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it The day he finds out.

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Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket... He played a defensive shot...now that BALL is called Pluto.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

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Recently, China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was having hookah in India

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Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’!
When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”

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Once, Rajnikant was having a cup of tea. Suddenly, in his typical style he cut the tea into half. Since then, we know our popular cutting chai.

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.

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One night, a ghost was consoling another, "Don't worry, I told you it's all in your mind... There is nothing like Rajnikant".

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Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano ?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram

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When you search Rajini in Google, what does Google say?
"I'm Feeling Lucky”!

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How does Rajni do Shirshasan?
He simply turns the world upside down.