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Friday 6 December 2013

Nice Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

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*** Ham Apne Pyaar Ka Izhaar Isliye Nahi Karte Hain,
Kyunki Ham Unki Han Ya Na Se Darte Hain,
Agar Unhone Kar Di Han To Ham Khushi Se Mar Jayenge,
Aur Agar Unhone Kar Di Na To Ro Ro Ke Mar Jayenge!!!

*** Yun To Sapne Bahut Hasi Hote Hai,
Par Sapno Se Pyaar Nahi Karte,
Chahate To Tumhe Hum Aaj Bhi Hai,
Bas Izhar Nahi Karte!!!

*** Pyaar Kya Hai Na Poocho Tum Mujhse
Kya Batane Se Maan Jaao Ge?
Yoon Bataane Se Fayda Bhi Naheen
Kar Ke Dekho To Jaan Jaao Ge

*** Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko.
Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi,
Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko.
Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko…
Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, Propose Kerenge Her Ek Ko..

*** Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha,
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha…,
Maine Propose Kia Sms Se,
Kambakth Wo Uski Shadi Thak Pnding Tha
Tumko Mila Kya !!!
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

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** Ladka: Ji Suniye,
Ladki: Ji Kahiye
Ladka: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s Day….
Happy Propose Day

*** Ladka : Kya Aapke Pass Band Aid Hai,
Ladki : Kyun!!
Ladka : Kyunki Aapke Pyaar Main Pad Kar Mera Ghutna Toot Gaya Hai!!!

*** Kya Tum Apni Chita Ko
Aag Lagaane Ka Adhikar Mere Bete Ko Dogi???…

*** Ladki Ladke Se : Darling Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaisa Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho
Ladka : Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!