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Friday 6 December 2013

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Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho
Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun
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Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun

Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!

Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
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Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
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Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani

Pathan: Yar mairy lie koi achi larki ka reshta dekh laina
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Friend: 1 Larki hai B.com ki
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Pathan: Qoam koi bhi ho bus taleem yafta ho

Sardar: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr laati bhi na tootey
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Pathan: Jooty se mar do

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
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1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
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Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga

Pathan ke qabar ki pehli raat mai 52 fareshtay aye
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2 farishtay Sawal poch rahy thay, owr baki 50 Pathan ko sawal samjha rahay thay.

Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo
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Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai
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Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai

1 Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko jaan se mar diya
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Logon ne pocha ke kion mara?
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Pathan: Yaar mai jis se bhi pochta ke phone pe kis se bat kar rahy ho, kehta
Tumhari bhabhi se

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon
Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi??
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Pathan: Han.. Owr agar hath chor daiga
Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

Two Brilliant Minds
Sardar owr Pathan pani peeny gaye, tu glass ulta para tha
Sardar: Eska moo hi band hai
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Pathan: Neche se bhi toota hai

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
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Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
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Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho
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Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega

Bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
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Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
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Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
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Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana

Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia
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Koi kehta mairi shalwar
Koi kehta mairi Qamees
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1 Pathan bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho?
Pathan: Hamara Naap le gia

1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha
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Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho?
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Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai.