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Jokes In Sms Biography

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.


Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

life = Mobile
friends = charger
lover = recharge

kitna bhi recharge karlo charger na ho to mobile switch off

Qki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI


Doctr-Ab kya haal h? Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha..

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.


Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….” :D :D :D


Which sng will be played if roadies team will play holi in awad:-

Holi khele "raghu" vira awad me.. ;) :D

Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada
Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

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