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Tuesday 3 December 2013

Telugu Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Telugu Jokes Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??

Joke-2
Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Zunior N: enduku babai?
Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Zunior N: nuvu keka babai

Joke-3
Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon”

Joke-4
Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu
Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!!

Joke-5
Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?
Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin’te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa.

Joke-6
balayya goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!
Okavela boys vomiting cheskunte parents ekkada thini vachado ee yedava antaru, ade ammayilu vomiting chesukunte yevade aa yedava antaru. moral of the story: iddarlo yevaru vomiting cheskunna boys yedavale!

oka ammayi class lo paadutondi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
appudu oka abbayi vachi touch chesi ila annadu neeku dammunte inka paadu.

Boy:"hey,

i love u,

naaku gf ga untava. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

nee number ivvu,

ippudunna bf to break up avutey miss call istale!