Sardar Jokes Sms

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1 S@rdar Park Me!n Let@ Hu@ Th@,
Whan Sey 1 @ngrez Guzr@ Or Sard@r se Puch@,,,,,,
R U Rel@x!ng.. ??
S@rdar :- No, I M Santa S!ngh….
Ph!r Dob@ra 1 @ngrez Guzr@ Or Ush Ney Bh! Yh! Pooch@
R U Rel@xing.. ??
Sard@r Gussey Sey :- No, I M Sant@ S!ngh,,,,,
Or Ye Keh Ke Uth Gya ,Or apne Sey Kuch Dur Lete @ngrez Se Puch@,,,,,
R U Rel@xing.. ??
Angrez :- Yes, I M Rel@x!ng.........
Sard@r :- Thap@r M@r Ke Bola, K@miney Tu !dher Let@ Pad@ H@!,,,,,,,,,

         :”:”: Vh@n Tujhe !tne Log Dhund Rhe H@!n :”:”: 
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

aik din aik sardar sho mai beta howa ta wo jo sho karraha ta us ke bat us par bohut hoob lage & 
us nai sho kar nai wala say kaha aw chalai langar kai leyi jab o darwazai tak phonch giya to us nai kely ka chelka deka us nai apny aap say kaha aj phir pesalna paryga !) RAUF AFRIDI(

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE 
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy 
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis 
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo 
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay 
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.

Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,

ja jake andarse caliculater la

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Ap K Berukhi Ko B Rutba Diya Hum Nay,
Dosti Ka Har Farz Ada Kia Hum Ne,
Mat Sochiye Ga K Hum Bhula Dainge Apko,
Aj Phir Ap Se Pehlay Apko Yaad Kiya Hum Nay…
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Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.

Log Kehtay Hay K Haseen Mar Jatay Hain
To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain
May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain
To Tum Jaisay Dost Ban Jatay Hain…

Khuda Na Karay Apko Kabhi Gham Milay,
Khushia Aur Hansi Har Dam Milay,
Jab Kabhi Gham Apki Taraf Aye,
Khuda Karay Rastay May Usay Hum Milay.

Phool Khushbu K Liye
Pyar Nibhane K Liye
Ankhen Dil Churane K Liye
Aur Yeh Sms Apko Meri Yaad Dilane K Liye…

Har Khushi Se Khobsorat Teri Sham Kar Don
Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere Naam Kar Don
Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi
Har Bar May Yeh Zindagi Tere Naam Kar Don…

Kash Khushion Ki Dukan Hoti,
Hum Ko Uski Pehchan Hoti,
Khareed Letay Sari Khushian Ap K Liye,
Chahay Uski Qeemat Hamari Jaan Hoti…

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Sender:iqra ashfaq

    some love one
some love two
my best friend
i love you

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Sender:Faisal udaas

    Saj sakti ha mehfil-e-decembr abi kuch lamhe baqi ha
Agr chaho,Agr samjho,Meri mano,to loat Aao

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Sender:Taqi qurai

    Kisi Ne Poocha Mohabbat Kiya Hai ?

Samandar nay kaha
Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai
Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha
Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai
Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha
Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai
Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may
uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha
Mohabbat eik essa geet hai
Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha
Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai
Jiss may sara
gulshan mehak uttah hai

Ankhon nay kaha
Mohabbat ansoo ka samandar hai
jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say
behta hai

Dil nay kaha
Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay janay ka naam hai
kay aakhire
waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay

Naseeb nay kaha
Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai
Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin
Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai

Nafrat nay kaha
Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai

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Sender:farooq

    HAZAAR CHEHROUN MA USKI MUSHABTEN MILI MUGKO MUHSIN
PER DIL KI B ZID THE WO NH TO US JESA B NH

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Sender:Komal

    To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

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Sender:Kamran

    apanaa Gam bhuul gaye terii jafaa bhuul gaye
ham to har baat muhabbat ke sivaa bhuul gaye

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Sender:kashif

    TUM HE NE SAFAR KRWAYA THA MOHABAT KI KASHTI PE
AB NAZRAIN NA CHURAMUJE DOBTA HOVA DEKH KR

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Sender:shahbaz

    Zindagi Khaak Na Thi Khaak Ura Kay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri
Din Jo Guzra Tu Kisi Yaad Ki Ro Mai Guzra
Shaam Aayi Tu Koi Khuwaab Dikhatay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri
Acchay Waqton Ki Tamanna Mai Rahi Umar-e-Rawaan
Waqt Aisa Tha Kay Bus Naaz Uthatay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri
Raat Kiya Aayi Kay Tanhayi Kay Sargoshi Mai
Ghum Ka Aalam Tha Magar Suntay Sunatay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri

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Sender:Aamir khan

    Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila
Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila

Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein
Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila

Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi
Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila

Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein
Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila

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Kai Raaz Aise Høte Hain Jø Dikhaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Kisse Aise Høte Hain Jø Sunaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Dil Aise Høte Hain Jø Tøde Nahi Jaate,
.
Aur Kuch Aap Jaise Døst Aise Høte Hain Jø Chhøre Nahi Jaate.

1 aadmi zor-zor se chilla raha tha:-
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Logo ne pas jakar dekha.?

kamina PANTY bech raha tha.

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of
patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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Ulta Latka Dia Sale Ko
Iska Kasur Pata h Kya Tha?
Ye apko INTELLEGENT bol ra tha
Mazak Ki b Limit Hoti h

Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
.
Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
 Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Bhaiya Aa Gaye  

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

    
Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke  

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

    
Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha  

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)
Mere Saath Chalogi  

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai  

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur  

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele

Ye kabhi msg nai krta 

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you are also my best friend!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
 Broken hearts have no spare parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts
 Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
I love two things
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
 no such darling whom I love
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
 If I die and go to heaven
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
 You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
 There Were Times You Make Me Cry.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
 I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
 When the night comes, look at the sky.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
 Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
hey! if the sun forgets
hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u BY ALA
red is 4 blood,blood
red is 4 blood,blood is 4 heart ,heart is 4 love,love is 4 u and ur 4 meBY ALA
God saw me hungry he created
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA
what is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much BY ALA
eyes without tears
eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA
some times mu heart ask me
some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA
You know dat i wont do u rong,
You know dat i wont do u rong, dis love i feel is far too strong, cuz now ive waited far too long, u cant just lead me on, dont jus talk..Make it Happen By Mulla
You r like the Sunshine so
You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You....& thats the reason why i love u.......By Zarak
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk
The best and most beautiful
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart By N.W.KHAN
No one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me By Shano
If a smile could be a raindrop
If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so there would be no place for tears in your life. By Mukhoji
 What is a flower without
 What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you By Ikram Marwat
Tomorrow there is an other
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat
My Love,Words however special.
My Love,Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.

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Kai Raaz Aise Høte Hain Jø Dikhaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Kisse Aise Høte Hain Jø Sunaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Dil Aise Høte Hain Jø Tøde Nahi Jaate,
.
Aur Kuch Aap Jaise Døst Aise Høte Hain Jø Chhøre Nahi Jaate.
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1 aadmi zor-zor se chilla raha tha:-
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Logo ne pas jakar dekha.?

kamina PANTY bech raha tha.
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of
patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Ulta Latka Dia Sale Ko
Iska Kasur Pata h Kya Tha?
Ye apko INTELLEGENT bol ra tha
Mazak Ki b Limit Hoti h
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Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
.
Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
 Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Bhaiya Aa Gaye

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

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Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

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Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)

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Mere Saath Chalogi

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

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Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

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Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele

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