Jokes And Funny Sms: Friendship Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Friday, 6 December 2013

Friendship Jokes Sms Jokes SMS In English Hindi In Urdu In Tamil Hindi For Funny Image In Telugu Bangla In Bengali In Kannada

Friendship Jokes Sms Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...

Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi funny sms for friends

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????

><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)................................Hindi funny sms for friends

1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr.......................Latest Funny sms

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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gmail@rajnikanth.com
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Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai......

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)

Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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karlo