Jokes And Funny Sms

Friday, 6 December 2013

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Funny Sms Jokes Biography

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Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..
in Funny SMS
Lassi Pee Lena
Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.
in Funny SMS
Wah Re Mohabbat
Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..
in Funny SMS
Modern Faqeer
Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.
in Funny SMS
Dating
('-_-')(@.@)
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_/ /_ _/ /_

Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
in Funny SMS
Parrot
1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
in Funny SMS
Bhabhi G!
Classical Beyzzati…!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”